L: I weigh 68 pounds.
G: How much do you think I weigh? Leo’s been eating a lot of snack lately.
G: (Upon seeing me pull out my second season to watch) Oh
are we already on season two of Gilmore Girls?
G: (To Noah’s large and gruff friend) Can I have your beard?
L: I might need a bigger helmet. I’m older than him.
G: (during the Olympics) I’m rooting for Norway. If anyone
asks, I don’t know why.
L: He wants to watch Parks and Re-creation.
L: (after being served a nice big Belgian waffle) Hello –
you have a one-way ticket to tummy town
Me: Your hair is a lot darker now dude
L: Yeah. Call me dirty blonde now.